Flat Black Acura RSX With Orange Wheels

Murdered Out Cars are sexy, but sometimes you want to stand out and don't want to go full stealth mode.  This RSX has a flat black paint job, but instead of going full murder mode and blacking out the wheels, he added bright orange wheels, which do a great job of making the car pop and drawing attention to the flat black RSX's sick looking paint.

Not sure if the Nurburgring sticker is cool or lame, but it does look good in orange against the flat black or the RSX.

Flat Black Volvo V70 Wagon Murdered Out

Wagons are the most gangster cars on the planet.  If you're going to do some bootlegging, either booze in the bad old days of prohibition or weed in the bad current days of prohibition, you need extra space that a sedan can't provide.  You also need to avoid notice, which this flat black Volvo V70 would if it were bombing down a country road at night with no headlights on, using night vision goggles if you're a wealthy smuggler or piloting by the light of the moon and pure manliness if you're working on your first million.

 

I have no idea how to tell the V70R from the standard V70, but I can hope that this is a V70R with the turbo 2.5 liter five cylinder that makes 300 horsepower and has all-wheel drive and an optional stick shift, becasue that makes me want it more.  That would also go a long way towards making this murdered out Volvo V70 the best smuggling car ever.

Even lowered and tucking wheel, the flat black V70 has enough ground clearance that it won't scrape on most speed bumps or bad roads, so it looks nasty as hell but it's still practical.

Porsche 911 GT2 996 Murdered Out

The 911 GT2 might be the most badass, hardcore 911 ever.  The GT2 uses the Turbo's engine with rear wheel drive instead of that pussy AWD shit.  Prove you're a real man and put down 475-hp with just the rear wheels.  With an 11.9 second quarter mile time and a 200-mph top speed, not much will outrun the 996 GT2 stock.  And not many people will spot you when you murder out the 911 GT2 in flat black.  Though the yellow brake calipers do kind of give this GT2 away.

Flat Black Lamborghini Murcielago Murdered Out

Batman drives a Lamborghini Murcielago.  That makes it the coolest car ever.  Behind the Batmobile of course.  Nothing is cooler than the Batmobile.  A Flat Black Murcielago murdered out is close.  Even closer when it's got some badass aero that looks like it would probably do wonders on a race course (or racing to Wayne manor before my two supermodel girlfriends sober up and rethink their thoughts on blueberry pies during sex).

E60 BMW M5 Murdered Out Flat Black

The M5 is one of the greatest cars ever.  More comfortable and useful than the M3, but still with the performance to challenge the best sports cars available as competition.  The M5 was also the chariot of choice for Alex Ross when he broke the NY to LA cross country record.

There's something so awesome about a big comfy 4 door sedan that has 500 horsepower, like the E60 M5 does. So the M5 is a badass car, made even more badass by the stealth flat black murdered out look.

The M5 also looks badass in the black and blue paint job, and while the contrast is nice looking I'm still more of a fan of the murdered out look.

Rauh Welt Nissan 240 SX Silvia S15 Murdered Out

It turns out the Rauh Welt, the crazy Porsche builders, actually build other things, like this S15 Silvia shown here in flat black murdered out looking sexy.  I actually think this car looks better than their Porsches, maybe because it's more sedate and seems like they were actually trying to make it look good, rather than just wild.

 

Murdered Out Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM Convertible

The Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM is one of the sickest cars ever.  It's a race car for the streets which automatically makes you a badass just for having the balls to drive it.  Juan Pablo Montoya has one.  It has 582-hp and a 200-mph top speed.  If that's not enough, they also built a convertible version, so you have the added badassness of nothing protecting your head when you inevitably flip it.  If you thought it couldn't get any better, someone murdered out their CLK DTM, which makes them my hero.