Murdered Out Dodge Viper Might Actually Murder You

The Dodge Viper was a killer car. The V10-powered Viper was unlike anything American carmakers had the guts to try and the performance of the fire breathing 8.0-liter V10 murdered every competitor, local or international. It also has a reputation as an incredibly dangerous car to drive, thanks to the bonkers performance. The legend is that, unlike most supercars that are constantly trying to save the driver from doing something stupid, the Viper would let you make whatever mistake you wanted and then bite you for it.

That murderous reputation makes driving a Viper an even cooler thing to do. Not only is it the most badass car on the block, anyone with the skill and resolution to drive it must be the most badass driver on the block.

So what do you do to a car known as a murderer?

You Murder it out.

This flat black murdered out SRT10 Viper isn't the flashiest car on the block, but let the Ferrari and Maserati owner scream "look at me look at me I'm a rich guy!" to anyone who'll listen. Car people know that the murdered out Viper creeping up behind them is about to take their lunch and eat it.

Murdered Out 2nd Gen Acura NSX is Pure Sex

The first gen Acura NSX has always been a dream car. An entire generation of boys who grew up in the 90s and 2000s grew up going to sleep thinking about Pamela Anderson or Britney Spears (depending on their birth year) sitting shotgun while they drive an NSX just like The Wolf from Pulp Fiction.

The world went ten years without an NSX, and then it came back for the 2016 model year with 573 horsepower from a V6 engine, two turbochargers, and three electric motors. 

The new NSX is gorgeous, but it's a bit too shiny, so if you live all of our dreams and buy one, consider murdering it out like this flat black NSX. A matte black Acura NSX would look good in any driveway (don't hide it away in a garage).

Widebody Lexus IS F Flat Black

The Lexus IS F has a 5.0-liter V8 engine with 416 horsepower in the small IS body, which makes it not only fast as stink but good looking and luxurious to boot.  So how do you improve on that? put a widebody kit on it and paint it flat black of course. 

This flat black Lexus IS F by Five Axis has a sick looking widebody kit with really aggressive side skirts, a lip spoiler and tiny side mirrors.

The flat black IS F isn't totally blacked out, it has bronze wheels and a bronze rear diffuser to add a bit of contrast to it and make the flat black paint even more badass looking.

Flat Black 240SX S13 Murdered Out

These days it's rare to see a Nissan 240SX S13 in good condition.  It seems most S13s have been thrown sideways into a guard rail or tree by this point, so it's nice to see one in good condition that looks like it's actually loved like this murdered out 240SX.

This flat black Nissan 240SX has an aggressive body kit on the front end and side skirts along with a huge rear spoiler, which gives it a classic sports car look.  In the case of this flat black Nissan 240SX the term classic sports car means that it looks like the kind of sports car an early 90s movie would use to show that it was taking place in the future and since the early 90s was 20 years ago, the term is valid.

The most common swap for the 240SX is the JDM SR20DET, and it looks like this 240SX might have had that engine swapped in.  At the very least, this murdered out 240SX has a turbo engine and a front mount intercooler.

Most flat black 240SXs are painted with rattle cans to cover up body damage, but this murdered out Silvia S13 has blacked out tail lights and black wheels as well as a straight body proving that it is actually flat black by design.

Bloody Murder - Flat Black Lincoln Continental With Red Wheels and Tint

Murdered out cars are usually all black - black paint black wheels dark tint, no color at all.  That looks great, but what's more murderous than black?

Red.

Of course, if there's red in your murdered out car it had better look great, and this murdered out classic Lincoln Continental does.  This bloody murdered out Lincoln Continental has red wheels and red tint in addition to its flat black paint.

The red window tint on the murdered out Continental looks absolutely evil.

While the red tint on this murdered out Lincoln Continental looks great from outside, it has to be particularly special on the inside.  The back window is tinted red, so you can drive without fear of being blinded when people behind you leave their high beams on at night.

Classic cars with big wheels don't always work, but this murdered out Lincoln Continental looks right with the large rims.



 

The murdered out Continental has some classic red pinstriping in addition to the red tint and red wheels.

 

 

 



Flat Black Mercedes SLR Fab Design Looks Like the Batmobile

The Mercedes SLR by Fab Designs looks an awful lot like a Batmobile, complete with a front emblem that looks like it flips horizontal to allow a machine gun to fire through the grill. In flat black, you'd be forgiven for assuming this was the Batmobile.

We all know Christopher Nolan's Batman drove a Murcielago when he wasn't running from the cops in the Tumbler, but the murdered out Mercedes-Benz SLR by Fab Designs fits Bruce's aesthetic just as well, and thank god there's no law saying playboy billionaires can only have one ridiculously gorgeous exotic car.

 

Flat Black Vilner Bentley Continental GT Murdered Out

If Cruella Deville were alive today she'd hunt down labradoodle puppies for their fur so she had an alternative to the dalmation fur coats she's known for.  It's called diversification and without it her coats would end up relegated to hipsters and retro parties like Coogi sweaters.

She would also drive a sick murdered out Bentley Continental GT like this one.  The body kit on this murdered out Bentley Continental is made by Vilner and looks absolutely menacing.  If you don't immediately pull over a lane when this car comes up on you, your fight or flight mechanism is malfunctioning.

Murdered Out Chrysler 300

The Chrysler 300 is badass.

A 5.7-liter Hemi V8, enough room in the trunk for five bodies and a back seat big enough to start a family in.

Not much more you could want in a car.  Except a gangster outside mean enough to scare people off so you don't have to use the trunk for the aforementioned body storage.  This Chrysler 300  has been murdered out with flat black paint and flat black wheels, not to mention sick looking eyelids  and a custom grill that give it an even more menacing front end.

Flat Black Acura RSX With Orange Wheels

Murdered Out Cars are sexy, but sometimes you want to stand out and don't want to go full stealth mode.  This RSX has a flat black paint job, but instead of going full murder mode and blacking out the wheels, he added bright orange wheels, which do a great job of making the car pop and drawing attention to the flat black RSX's sick looking paint.

Not sure if the Nurburgring sticker is cool or lame, but it does look good in orange against the flat black or the RSX.

Flat Black Volvo V70 Wagon Murdered Out

Wagons are the most gangster cars on the planet.  If you're going to do some bootlegging, either booze in the bad old days of prohibition or weed in the bad current days of prohibition, you need extra space that a sedan can't provide.  You also need to avoid notice, which this flat black Volvo V70 would if it were bombing down a country road at night with no headlights on, using night vision goggles if you're a wealthy smuggler or piloting by the light of the moon and pure manliness if you're working on your first million.

I have no idea how to tell the V70R from the standard V70, but I can hope that this is a V70R with the turbo 2.5 liter five cylinder that makes 300 horsepower and has all-wheel drive and an optional stick shift, because that makes me want it more.  That would also go a long way towards making this murdered out Volvo V70 the best smuggling car ever.

Even lowered and tucking wheel, the flat black V70 has enough ground clearance that it won't scrape on most speed bumps or bad roads, so it looks nasty as hell but it's still practical.

Porsche 911 GT2 996 Murdered Out

The 911 GT2 might be the most badass, hardcore 911 ever.  The GT2 uses the Turbo's engine with rear wheel drive instead of that pussy AWD shit.  Prove you're a real man and put down 475-hp with just the rear wheels.  With an 11.9 second quarter mile time and a 200-mph top speed, not much will outrun the 996 GT2 stock.  And not many people will spot you when you murder out the 911 GT2 in flat black.  Though the yellow brake calipers do kind of give this GT2 away.

Flat Black Lamborghini Murcielago Murdered Out

Batman drives a Lamborghini Murcielago.  That makes it the coolest car ever.  Behind the Batmobile of course.  Nothing is cooler than the Batmobile.  A Flat Black Murcielago murdered out is close.  Even closer when it's got some badass aero that looks like it would probably do wonders on a race course (or racing to Wayne manor before my two supermodel girlfriends sober up and rethink their thoughts on blueberry pies during sex).

E60 BMW M5 Murdered Out Flat Black

The M5 is one of the greatest cars ever.  More comfortable and useful than the M3, but still with the performance to challenge the best sports cars available as competition.  The M5 was also the chariot of choice for Alex Ross when he broke the NY to LA cross country record.

There's something so awesome about a big comfy 4 door sedan that has 500 horsepower, like the E60 M5 does. So the M5 is a badass car, made even more badass by the stealth flat black murdered out look.

The M5 also looks badass in the black and blue paint job, and while the contrast is nice looking I'm still more of a fan of the murdered out look.

Rauh Welt Nissan 240 SX Silvia S15 Murdered Out

It turns out the Rauh Welt, the crazy Porsche builders, actually build other things, like this S15 Silvia shown here in flat black murdered out looking sexy.  I actually think this car looks better than their Porsches, maybe because it's more sedate and seems like they were actually trying to make it look good, rather than just wild.

 

Murdered Out Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM Convertible

The Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM is one of the sickest cars ever.  It's a race car for the streets which automatically makes you a badass just for having the balls to drive it.  Juan Pablo Montoya has one.  It has 582-hp and a 200-mph top speed.  If that's not enough, they also built a convertible version, so you have the added badassness of nothing protecting your head when you inevitably flip it.  If you thought it couldn't get any better, someone murdered out their CLK DTM, which makes them my hero.

Murdered Out Mercedes-Benz CLS With Satin Black Paint

The Mercedes-Benz CLS is one of the best looking cars you could buy in the last ten years.  Styling that is both beautiful and groundbreaking is a rarity, normally the cars that start trends like the Bangle BMW 7-Series with flame surfacing have something about them that makes them repugnant, like the ass end of the Bangle BMW 7-Series.  They're usually the automotive equivalent of butterfaces. Or butterbutts.  The CLS is nothing like that.  Pure sex.  It's like when I first saw Tyra Banks in a Victoria's Secret ad and realized black women could be sexy (hey I was like 12 and grew up in a very whitewashed town, I can remember being excited about going to the mall because it meant I'd get to see people with different skin colors besides pale and Italian).

So of course the CLS, the sexiest car around, looks great murdered out in satin black.

I'd still take Tyra Banks from this angle any day.