Flat Black Mercedes SLR Fab Design Looks Like the Batmobile

The Mercedes SLR by Fab Designs looks an awful lot like a Batmobile, complete with a front emblem that looks like it flips horizontal to allow a machine gun to fire through the grill. In flat black, you'd be forgiven for assuming this was the Batmobile.

We all know Christopher Nolan's Batman drove a Murcielago when he wasn't running from the cops in the Tumbler, but the murdered out Mercedes-Benz SLR by Fab Designs fits Bruce's aesthetic just as well, and thank god there's no law saying playboy billionaires can only have one ridiculously gorgeous exotic car.

 

Murdered Out Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM Convertible

The Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM is one of the sickest cars ever.  It's a race car for the streets which automatically makes you a badass just for having the balls to drive it.  Juan Pablo Montoya has one.  It has 582-hp and a 200-mph top speed.  If that's not enough, they also built a convertible version, so you have the added badassness of nothing protecting your head when you inevitably flip it.  If you thought it couldn't get any better, someone murdered out their CLK DTM, which makes them my hero.

Murdered Out Mercedes-Benz CLS With Satin Black Paint

The Mercedes-Benz CLS is one of the best looking cars you could buy in the last ten years.  Styling that is both beautiful and groundbreaking is a rarity, normally the cars that start trends like the Bangle BMW 7-Series with flame surfacing have something about them that makes them repugnant, like the ass end of the Bangle BMW 7-Series.  They're usually the automotive equivalent of butterfaces. Or butterbutts.  The CLS is nothing like that.  Pure sex.  It's like when I first saw Tyra Banks in a Victoria's Secret ad and realized black women could be sexy (hey I was like 12 and grew up in a very whitewashed town, I can remember being excited about going to the mall because it meant I'd get to see people with different skin colors besides pale and Italian).

So of course the CLS, the sexiest car around, looks great murdered out in satin black.

I'd still take Tyra Banks from this angle any day.